Can you see this brett? Connor

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

conrad profit

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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