- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Matt Damon

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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