why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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peter charastabopouloulous

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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