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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Mitt Romney.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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