-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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