- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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