- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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