What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Reed is poopin

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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The Pope

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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