Ken wins!

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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1 Jew XD

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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