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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

my mom raped yerr foot

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Johnson stops eating

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

womens rights

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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