What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Johnson stops eating

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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