Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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