Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Drunk irish man

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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