a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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