What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A women president

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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