What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Knock Knock.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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