- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

KKK

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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