A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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