- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

this girl died

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

kyle dosnt eat dick...

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??