- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Reed is poopin

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

I like hats XD!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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