What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Girls Basketball.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Justin Beiber

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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