- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

1 + 1 = 3

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

women playing football?

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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