John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

connor sucks

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

vbh

bum sex lol

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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