- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Nickelback

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Mitt Romney penis

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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