How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Japan called... They need help.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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