- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

black guy graduating high school

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Knock knock Get off my porch.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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