- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Knock Knock Not Yet

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject