A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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terry stockton is straight

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