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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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