- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

women playing football?

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

why?

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Republicans

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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