- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

prepares this to get negged

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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