- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

I'm banging your sister.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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