Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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