Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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fack me!

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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An asian without a future.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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