A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Girls

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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I saw a poor man named rich

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Anti Joke

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