Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Cows go moo.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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