- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

1+1 =? Too

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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