- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Your social life.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

involved parents.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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