Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Joey mayer's face

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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