Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Seth stock has a large penis

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Your time.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

obama's promises

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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