- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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