Knock Knock Come in

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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