what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

this is a joke

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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