- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

1+1 =? Too

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

I had sex. Just kidding.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What is the difference between a duck?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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