- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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