Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Christians pornstars.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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