Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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