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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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