What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Heartlight

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

I am on a escalator.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Anti Joke

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