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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

this is a joke

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

Stop being a centipede

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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