What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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