Women.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Women's Rights.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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