- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Joey mayer's face

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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