- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

The 13th Amendment...

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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