Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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