what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

ROSS G IS OBESE

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

whats better than 24................. 25

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Nice weather we're having.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

whats 2+2? 4

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Anti Joke

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