What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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