Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Penisland

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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this is gay

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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