Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Your time.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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