- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

The 19th Amendment

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Come In!

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

a ginger has a soul

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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