whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Obamacare haters

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Stop being a centipede

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