- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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