BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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NASCAR

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bum sex lol

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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