- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

^that joke a piece of shit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

I saw a poor man named rich

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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