A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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