What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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sarah taylor

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women's rights

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Chicken

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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...NO.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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fart+fart=poop

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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