A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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