How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Dancing Potatoe!

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Chicken

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

YOLO.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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