- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Scientology.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Womens Rights.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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