- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Stop being a centipede

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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