A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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