What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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