A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

knock knock who's there police

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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