What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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1 + 1 = 3

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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