- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Hey, Max!!

lol this is the best joke ever!

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Black History Month

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

obama

Anti Joke

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