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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did he die? He was sick.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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