- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Who is a knob? ross d

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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