- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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