- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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