Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Joe Biden

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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It's long!

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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