- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why? Because!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

I like to eat people

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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