- Anti Joke

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law