- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jared Gough is a slut

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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