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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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