Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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