Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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