The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Thanks

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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asian drivers.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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