Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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