Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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