Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Weiner

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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