Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Male penises.

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The BCS

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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The Game.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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