- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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