Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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