Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Weiner

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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