Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

This is not a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops