involved parents.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Leave her alone...

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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the real mccoy

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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