- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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