Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Vagina ass.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Women have the right to vote.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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