what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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The game!

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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