- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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