- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

my namew is jd

Penis penis poop butt

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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