Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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PENlS.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

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