- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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