- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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