Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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