What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Video Games

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Women's Rights.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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