what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Woman's Rights

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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I like hats XD!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Laugh.

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A snake walks into a bar

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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