A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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