- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

I'm a like whore

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

God bless America, and no where else.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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