Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Dubstep < Music

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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