- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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