Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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fart+fart=poop

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What's 4+7 47

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Vagina ass.

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Anti Joke

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