A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Leave her alone...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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who eats pencils asians

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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I like hats XD!

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Joe Biden

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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man boobs

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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