What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Smart Blondes

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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That didn't hurt.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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ecks! why zee?

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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