how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Woman's rights.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Anti Joke

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