Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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