- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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