a man walks into horse bar

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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