- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

YOLO

Weiner

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

hi corey

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Republicans

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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