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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

I'm banging your sister.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

So a black man hails a taxi...

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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