Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

JEWS

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Your time.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Anti Joke

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