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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

I saw a shovel once.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

I went river dancing once. I fell in

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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