your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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