- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Kah-________-

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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