A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Toaster

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Why did I get raped

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Dubstep < Music

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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