- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

thumbs up!

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Ham sandwich

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