- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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My butt!!!!

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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