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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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women outside of the kitchen

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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