Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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I tell an anti joke!.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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