A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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This one sucks!

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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twilight

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