- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Cows go moo.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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