A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Guess what? No.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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