- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Mitt Romney.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Barack Obama

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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