a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Your time.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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The game!

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