- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the best part about football The scoring

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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