- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

I'm off to my tank guys!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Canada

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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